There would be no point claiming that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s 1993 flop The Last Action Hero is secretly a cinematic masterpiece. But it does have one great joke: an action movie-obsessed kid falls asleep in a Shakespeare class and dreams about Hamlet if it starred Jack Slater, his favourite meathead actor. Cut to a minute-long trailer where Arnie plays the indecisive Dane as a hard charging, cigar-smoking juggernaut, machine-gunning an aghast Polonius and throwing Claudius out of a stained-glass window. “To be or not to be?” wonders this not-so-fair prince. “Not to be.” Cue massive explosion.
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That mash-up of casual Hollywood violence and Shakespeare’s deathless verse came rushing back to me when watching Grand Theft Hamlet, a homegrown documentary about killer drama in a video game. Grand Theft Auto Online is a vast multiplayer gaming space that launched alongside the blockbuster Grand Theft Auto V game in 2013.
Players materialise in Los Santos, an exaggerated but vaguely accurate version of Los Angeles, where they can go anywhere and do anything. That usually means stealing sports cars and shooting other people with rocket launchers.
Inside this gorgeously realised but often chaotic virtual landscape is where we meet friends Sam Crane and Mark Oosterveen, or at least their in-game avatars. They are unemployed actors but not through choice: it is January 2021 and the UK’s third lockdown has torpedoed their employment prospects. Hanging out in GTA Online is a way to keep in touch while isolating. It helps that Sam and Mark – who self-describe as “two white 40-something blokes” – are competent enough at gaming that they can waffle away over the crackly Skype-style voice chat as they screech around in golf buggies.
It is during one of these knockabout sessions that Sam and Mark stumble across the game’s equivalent of the Hollywood Bowl – a grandiose stage with a vast outdoor amphitheatre. Their actor instincts kick in: could you put on a theatre show within the game? Mark takes the stage and does a bit of the Scottish play. Soon they are hatching plans to put on a version of Hamlet that takes advantage of everything that sprawling Los Santos has to offer.